I have discovered things called "pens". I don't know what they do, but my CatMom keeps them on every table. Every night when she goes to bed, or when she leaves to go somewhere, I get up on the tables and get as many of the pens as I can- then I hide them. This seems to make CatMom say not-nice words, which is sort of fun! Yesterday I hid two of them under the furniture, and one behind the litter box room door. I even got one apart- another little stick thing came out of it! I licked the end of it, but it didn't taste very good. But they do roll on the floor perfectly...
Last week Auntie Debbie and CatMom took me to another one of those scary places where they stick you with pointy sharp things, and poke at you with their fingers. I was really scared, but they took me home again right away. I jumped up on CatMom's lap and farted, just to teach her a lesson...
Auntie Debbie kept pointing a funny little machine at me while I was playing- I think it's called a camera. CatMom said she was going to put "pictures" of me on this blog. Next time I will only show her my butt.
I have a new toy called a paper bag- you can bite it, jump on it, hide in it, and make a lot of noise during CatMom's favorite TV shows. And if you put "catnip" in it, I can snoot it up my nose, and it will make me all crazy and want to zoom around the house biting CatMom on the toes- such fun!
CatMom went away for three whole days, and some big strange man came to feed me- I was scared, and didn't want to come out, but finally CatMom came home, although she didn't look so good- I was so happy to see her I ran around the house screaming as loud as I could! I hope she never goes away like that again!
Last week Auntie Debbie and CatMom took me to another one of those scary places where they stick you with pointy sharp things, and poke at you with their fingers. I was really scared, but they took me home again right away. I jumped up on CatMom's lap and farted, just to teach her a lesson...
Auntie Debbie kept pointing a funny little machine at me while I was playing- I think it's called a camera. CatMom said she was going to put "pictures" of me on this blog. Next time I will only show her my butt.
I have a new toy called a paper bag- you can bite it, jump on it, hide in it, and make a lot of noise during CatMom's favorite TV shows. And if you put "catnip" in it, I can snoot it up my nose, and it will make me all crazy and want to zoom around the house biting CatMom on the toes- such fun!
CatMom went away for three whole days, and some big strange man came to feed me- I was scared, and didn't want to come out, but finally CatMom came home, although she didn't look so good- I was so happy to see her I ran around the house screaming as loud as I could! I hope she never goes away like that again!
